The best times to kiss a girl
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved.
if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw
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too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
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"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."
- Oh my god. (via bl-ossomed)
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How to finger a girl
1. Use your tongue
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this really cheered me up
"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."
- Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)
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